27. January, 2014Blog Post 17 comments

Just as I might have suspected, there may be more to the “peace dove incident” than birds being birds.

(Vatican City) Asked by reporters about the “peace doves” that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis on Sunday, the Holy See Press Office would not comment on rumors that certain “restorationist groups” may have been involved in their demise. It was, however, confirmed that Ecclesia Dei Commission is looking into the incident.
The doves were immediately attacked, one by a sea gull, the other by a crow, as onlookers gasped in horror, many shielding the eyes of their young children from the carnage.
“No public statements will be issued until the formal investigation is complete,” reporters were told.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a top ranking Curial official familiar with the investigation, though unwilling to confirm that the SSPX is the prime suspect, referred to the group as “Pelagians of interest.”
Pressed further, he conceded, “Their District Headquarters in Rome is located just two kilometers from St. Peter’s. The typical crow can make that trip in less than two hours. That’s all I’m saying.”

Stay tuned…

  1. Catholic militant January 27, 2014 4:48 pm

    Also, a vial of Pope John Paul II’s blood has been stolen—-the plot thickens!!!!

  2. Pooh Bear January 27, 2014 5:41 pm


  3. S.Armaticus January 27, 2014 6:34 pm

    Revenge of the cryptolefebvrian Ratzingerians….

  4. S.Armaticus January 27, 2014 6:54 pm

    PS And to add insult to injury, one of the largest ordinations at La Reja…
    Link here: http://sspx.org/en/news-events/news/american-priest-ordained-argentina-3159

  5. Bubbles January 27, 2014 6:57 pm

    Please tell us this a spoof, Louie. If not, they are totally losing it!

  6. Edu January 27, 2014 8:32 pm

    The doves incident was truly bizarre. I am thinking that this may be some sign of God. If so, what could it mean? The doves are symbols of the Holy Spirit. But in the context of this incident clearly this cannot be the case, because the Holy Spirit cannot be “attacked” (at least overpowered) by the forces of darkness (symbolised by the birds). Maybe this is a sign of the sterile, fruitless, and false gospel emanating out of the Vatican from Jorge Bergoglio and his cronies (the G8, aka the gang of eight).
    Has anybody heard of the miracle of the doves accompanying Our Lady of Fatima’s statue starting from 1946? When I read the account I was so moved I could not hold back a few tears. Truly, the beautiful and edifying story of the miraculous doves contrasts starkly with the morbid story of the “Dovegate” incident:
    BTW, anybody know what happened to those doves after their unfortunate encounter with their fellow birds?
    “In the end, My Immaculate Heart will triumph…” ~ Our Lady of Fatima, July 13, 1917

  7. Siobhan January 27, 2014 8:33 pm

    Looks like a hate crime.

  8. Jack Archer January 27, 2014 9:20 pm

    Two Jesuits from Georgetown walk into a bar and have homo sex with an underage boy. The Pope looks up from behind the bar and says “Hey, Volpi, tighten up those Latin Mass restrictions on the FFI.!”

  9. Jack Archer January 27, 2014 9:46 pm

    “Gee, Jack, aren’t you being a little nuts about the HF? Are you saying he’d stand by while something like that happened in front of him???”
    No. But where is the sledgehammer that’s been brought down on the FFI on the root of all that Church embarrassment that we’ve ALL had to suffer through? The seminaries and “catholic” universities that support and advance all kinds of crimes against the Lord – homosexuality, contraception, gay marriage, abortion (masquerading as a ‘woman’s choice’), unworthy reception of the sacrament – where is there smack down? Where is the re-assignment of those priests and bishops who support that filth?
    The Church hierarchy is sick and degenerate. They are no different than the world, they are not holy. They are going to be swept away to make room for new growth. There are some very sad, agonizing years ahead for true Catholics.

  10. Taylor January 27, 2014 11:14 pm

    If this is a sign it has a pretty clear meaning. The dove symbolizes peace while the black crow symbolizes death and ill-omens. If this really is a sign, it could mean that war is about to break out (the death of doves symbolizing the end of peace). Of course, this could easily just be an ironic coincidence. However, the stealing of the vial containing Pope John Paul II’s blood shows just how far Western society has fallen, as the police believe that the blood will be used in satanic rites.

  11. Magdalen January 27, 2014 11:36 pm

    Peace is not imminent. The world, the devil, and the flesh are more active than ever it seems in dragging souls to hell. But who are we to judge? So few to stand up and speak the Truth. We have ‘tolerance’ and ‘non-judgementalism’ and ‘political correctness’ except those are specious monikers. What is beign more than tolerated is evil and intrinsic evils. And even our Holy Father is not saying much about them but is writing an encyclical on the environment. How does that save souls? How does that lead a soul to Christ?

    The Franciscans of the Immaculate: faithful, orthodox, loyal to Rome but happened to embrace the beauty of the Vetus Ordo and also the old breviary was making its way too. STOP! Let the heretics proceed with impunity; let the sodomite clergy have no resistance, but intimidate, threaten, dismiss, and make a beautiful Institute sign oaths under duress and prohibit them from offering the EF like every other priest in the world has a right to do. That is what happens to peaceful doves.

  12. Julie January 28, 2014 2:13 am

    Jonathan Livingston Seagull is the ringleader.

  13. saluto January 28, 2014 2:58 am

    Remember the dove and the raven sent out after the Flood? The raven (a crow is of the raven family) sea gulls are ‘unclean’ birds. Open the windows of the Church to the world! they said. Let the doves dialogue with the ravens! and the gulls.
    Isaiah 34:8 For the LORD has a day of vengeance, a year of recompense for the cause of Zion. 9 And the streams of Edom shall be turned into pitch, and her soil into brimstone; her land shall become burning pitch. 10 Night and day it shall not be quenched; its smoke shall go up for ever. From generation to generation it shall lie waste; none shall pass through it for ever and ever. 11 But the hawk and the porcupine shall possess it, the owl and the raven shall dwell in it. He shall stretch the line of confusion over it, and the plummet of chaos over its nobles. 12 They shall name it No Kingdom There, and all its princes shall be nothing.

    p.s. thanks for the link, Edu, a bit of tonic after the ‘omen’.

  14. Toad January 28, 2014 6:02 am

    “Their District Headquarters in Rome is located just two kilometers from St. Peter’s. The typical crow can make that trip in less than two hours.”

    Stone the crows! I can walk two kilometers in half an hour – and I’m a toad.

  15. Mar January 29, 2014 8:10 am

    “Their District Headquarters in Rome is located just two kilometers from St. Peter’s.” Would that be as the crow flies?

  16. Jimmy January 30, 2014 6:56 am

    Is this “for real”, or a joke ?


    It *is* real – my, my.

    That news about the SSPX ordinations is wonderful. May God bless them all.

  17. Lynda July 19, 2014 3:59 pm

    I hope Fr Volpi is appointed Chief Investigator of this outrage!

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